Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Bad spelling makes it funnier
Ok, check out I Can Has Cheezburger . If you like cats or funny things, or water, or air, or maybe the city of Constantinople, you may or may not like it.
Here's just a taste of the awesomeness that awaits you...
u liek that taest! yes you dos!
Here's just a taste of the awesomeness that awaits you...
u liek that taest! yes you dos!
Friday, May 18, 2007
"The Music Band"
There are lots of good band names. There are some bad ones. If you want people to be able to find you on the internet, don't name your band "The Wedding". And don't make your first album self-titled.
Try to find their first album on google or amazon... I dare you.
oh, "Live" is another one, but they're excused since they made their name before Al Gore made the internet. And before Ted Stevens identified the internet as "not a big truck; it's a series of tubes"
Try to find their first album on google or amazon... I dare you.
oh, "Live" is another one, but they're excused since they made their name before Al Gore made the internet. And before Ted Stevens identified the internet as "not a big truck; it's a series of tubes"
This post will be here all week.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Good thing we have a nice floor, because I no longer have the strength to lift myself off of it.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
My powers will floor you
What really makes a superhero a superhero? Superness? Herotivity?
I lifted 1.5 tons of wood tonight.
Over a 1-hour period.
No, no, nosirree no, no exaggeration.
The math: 35 lbs * 32 * 3 = 3360 lbs ~ 1.5 tons.
Spidey, are you feeling some tingling? Supes, set heat vision on kill!
... cause suckas, I'm about to take your jobs!
~ The Caped Marveler ~
(no, no, wait.. umm...)
~ Bastion Watercress ~
(dang it... umm.. aha, got it!)
**************************************
~ Slordvakk, The Ikean Warrior ~
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I lifted 1.5 tons of wood tonight.
Over a 1-hour period.
No, no, nosirree no, no exaggeration.
The math: 35 lbs * 32 * 3 = 3360 lbs ~ 1.5 tons.
Spidey, are you feeling some tingling? Supes, set heat vision on kill!
... cause suckas, I'm about to take your jobs!
~ The Caped Marveler ~
(no, no, wait.. umm...)
~ Bastion Watercress ~
(dang it... umm.. aha, got it!)
**************************************
~ Slordvakk, The Ikean Warrior ~
**************************************
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