Friday, May 18, 2007

"The Music Band"

There are lots of good band names. There are some bad ones. If you want people to be able to find you on the internet, don't name your band "The Wedding". And don't make your first album self-titled.

Try to find their first album on google or amazon... I dare you.


oh, "Live" is another one, but they're excused since they made their name before Al Gore made the internet. And before Ted Stevens identified the internet as "not a big truck; it's a series of tubes"


This post will be here all week.

Old Lady: That's a lovely parakeet! I'll take it!
Salesman: Certainly. That'll be $49.95.
Old Lady: Fine. I'll give you my address, and you can send me the bill.
Salesman: Sorry, ma'am, you'll need to buy the whole bird.