Monday, March 3, 2008

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Bad spelling makes it funnier

Ok, check out I Can Has Cheezburger . If you like cats or funny things, or water, or air, or maybe the city of Constantinople, you may or may not like it.

Here's just a taste of the awesomeness that awaits you...

u liek that taest! yes you dos!

Friday, May 18, 2007

"The Music Band"

There are lots of good band names. There are some bad ones. If you want people to be able to find you on the internet, don't name your band "The Wedding". And don't make your first album self-titled.

Try to find their first album on google or amazon... I dare you.

oh, "Live" is another one, but they're excused since they made their name before Al Gore made the internet. And before Ted Stevens identified the internet as "not a big truck; it's a series of tubes"

This post will be here all week.

Old Lady: That's a lovely parakeet! I'll take it!
Salesman: Certainly. That'll be $49.95.
Old Lady: Fine. I'll give you my address, and you can send me the bill.
Salesman: Sorry, ma'am, you'll need to buy the whole bird.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Good thing we have a nice floor, because I no longer have the strength to lift myself off of it.



Here's a little game you can play at home:

Say, "Darren's X is sore", where X is any part of the human body, and it will be true!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

My powers will floor you

What really makes a superhero a superhero? Superness? Herotivity?

I lifted 1.5 tons of wood tonight.

Over a 1-hour period.

No, no, nosirree no, no exaggeration.

The math: 35 lbs * 32 * 3 = 3360 lbs ~ 1.5 tons.

Spidey, are you feeling some tingling? Supes, set heat vision on kill!

... cause suckas, I'm about to take your jobs!

~ The Caped Marveler ~

(no, no, wait.. umm...)

~ Bastion Watercress ~

(dang it... umm.. aha, got it!)

~ Slordvakk, The Ikean Warrior ~