Old Lady: That's a lovely parakeet! I'll take it!
Salesman: Certainly. That'll be $49.95.
Old Lady: Fine. I'll give you my address, and you can send me the bill.
Salesman: Sorry, ma'am, you'll need to buy the whole bird.
Friday, May 18, 2007
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4 comments:
you should have put up a picture of a green parakeet reminiscent of Winger
Yes, but if you had to cut off the bill of one parakeet, wouldn't it have been Bluejay?
(what was the grey one?) Oh yeah, Theodore, heh. Brian called it Fee-dow.
Hahahahahaha!
I nearly had to cut off Bluejay's bill once to get it to release my finger.
I believe Theodore WAS named Alvin Davis until you gave him to me, and then I changed his name to Theodore before of Alvin and the Chipmunks and you were offended because he was named after ALVIN DAVIS not ALVIN CHIPMUNK.
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