I lifted 1.5 tons of wood tonight.
Over a 1-hour period.
No, no, nosirree no, no exaggeration.
The math: 35 lbs * 32 * 3 = 3360 lbs ~ 1.5 tons.
Spidey, are you feeling some tingling? Supes, set heat vision on kill!
... cause suckas, I'm about to take your jobs!
~ The Caped Marveler ~
(no, no, wait.. umm...)
~ Bastion Watercress ~
(dang it... umm.. aha, got it!)
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~ Slordvakk, The Ikean Warrior ~
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4 comments:
Is Slordvakk a company name you stole from Ikea? I'd think up a pun but it'd be hard to say in writing.
I lifted a transmission by myself but that's nowhere near 1.5 tons. -_-
...Out of curiosity, what were you doing with 1.5 tons of wood? O_O
i lifted a city bus once.
Sharky: lol. (well, it was more of a push, really... and the driver kind of had his foot on the gas, just at the beginning)
Brian- this weekend, a friend and I tore up all the carpet in the downstairs half of our house, and laid down all that flooring I hauled in. It took 16+ hours.
I made up slordvakk, it sounded Ikean.
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